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sunscreen and alcohol
02:53
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sunscreen and alcohol
dylan's gonna have a lit party tonight
tonight tonight tonight
sunscreen and alcohol
dylan's gonna have a lit party tonight
izzy's such a lightweight i took her to the pub yesterday
she got drunk after a single cider
what the fuck
izzy's such a lightweight i took her to a pub yesterday
she is such a bloody lightweight
what the fuck
now back to the trampoline
dylan's gonna have a ball tonight
cos he doesn't give a shit about uni anymore
cos college kinda sucks especially in the uk
even if you go to oxbridge or kings or abertay (abertay)
it's not make a difference you're still gonna feel quite sad
especially when your relationship with samuel and samantha has gotten quite mad
so tonight we drink to tiffin school (tiffin school)
sunscreen and alcohol
dylans gonna have a lit party tonight, tonight, tonight
sunscreen and alchohol
we're gonna have a lit party tonight
etc.
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2. |
the guvnor
02:38
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he rode into town
lookin' mighty fierce
got his six shooter
shattered all our beers
he was the guvnor x4
said there’ll be law
morals and order
no more drinking
with another man's daughter
he was the guvnor x4
but i had other plans
had to shoot him dead
because he was corrupt
gotta shoot him in the head
he was the guvnor x4
the guvnor fell down
riddled him with lead
now we can have beer
to wash down our bread
he was the guvnor
but no more
he was the guvnor
but now he’s on the floor
he was the guvnor etc.
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3. |
drinkster the pinkster
01:41
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lying on the grass
your hands on my ass
you’re lying to me like I’m trash
you smell her on your jumper
but you’re jumping for joy as I jump to conclusions
but when first i saw your room
it was easy to assume
your floor was littered with pictures of rappers
and condom wrappers
you ask me whats the matter
when you've painted the walls with baby batter
i'll just drinkster the pinkster and all of these things go away
go away
rainstorm of gin
brings out the tears within
you think that's purely substance abuse
but that's just an excuse
the alcohol has taken it's bitter toll
i can’t thinkster the pinkster
it's taken my thoughts away
chorus
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4. |
on the farm
01:18
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i was on the farm
when i saw a real big lad
i was on the farm
oh the fun we had
rolling in the hay
with hay on all our rolls
i loved him then and i love him now
but what have i got to show
you were the ewe
and i was the lamb
when you broke my heart
you cut me up like ham
repeat all
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5. |
self care
02:32
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ｓｅｌｆ ｃａｒｅ
i like to make face masks early in the day
i feel like they exfoliate my troubles away
people say using a face mask is gay
but I’m feeling great anyway
ｓｅｌｆ ｃａｒｅ
this is not self care!
i thread my own eyebrows
that takes balls to do
i cut myself shaving
in order to go out raving
ｓｅｌｆ ｃａｒｅ
i’m at the spa
i don’t know where i am
i don’t know what the time is
i'm so relaxed i'm comatose
ｓｅｌｆ ｃａｒｅ
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6. |
middle class angst
01:50
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Sitting in my five bedroom house
Eating some Waitrose Essentials grouse
I feel marginally sad
So my mental health must be really bad
Permanently dissatisfied
I’ve got no pride
Middle class angst personified
I’ll probably say “I got over it”
so why can’t you too?
I don’t see depression like you
I only see it as feeling blue
Permanently dissatisfied
I’ve got no pride
Middle class angst personified
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7. |
the love of a mother
03:10
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Chorus:
All we want is the l love of a mother
Don’t need it from any other
Oh I’m missing the love of a mother
I don’t think I can recover
Yeah, my sister my father my brother
We’re all missing the love of a mother
Did you know?
Attachment is during a critical period
Well that number is not a myriad
Needs to be at 2 years old
Yet you, to me, were so cold
Chorus
continuous care is essential
to reach my full potential
and lack of attachment
leads abnormal development
Chorus
You love my friends
we’re basically the same
What’s different between me and them
Is it because i watch anime?
Do you love sophia more?
Is it because she mops the floor?
So what she bought her own mop from that shop
Chorus
I use to try too
I went on rhymezone
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8. |
mugshot jess
05:20
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9. |
this summer
03:03
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Last Monday I had exams
Next day spent popping xans
After that I danced around
Trying to get my life rebound
I threw up maybe twice that night
Somehow wake up not feeling shite
Don’t know how I got home - that's fine
Time to repeat with a girl whose mine
This summer I'll be free for the last time in my life
Call me Hefner watch me fuck our wife
As my teacher she’ll give a free trip to France
City of Paris where we’ll be and dance
This Monday all I did was stay at home
Socialising was chatting to friends on the phone
Wondering which call will be the last
What a change from the week that just went past
This summer I’ll be free for the last time in my life
No responsibilities consequences before life's a strife
But should I get myself in check now or should I postpone
Knowing full well at some distant point I must atone
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10. |
drift away
01:58
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got no sleep
woke up early
got no energy
i'm feeling surly
drift away
got no sleep
couldn't close my eyes
got no energy
feel like i've died
drift away
and with that we drift away this album...
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complete amateurs UK
we are a post-good band, creating purposeless music that avoids the inherent contradiction in traditional music- music is
subjective, but it aims to sound good. we allow the listener to hear the performer in an authentic moment in time, following in the footsteps of the portsmouth sinfonia.
this is realised by recording in one take, and being a bit shit.
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